[...] About Death is Certain by Martin Hargreaves
In the attic I have just witnessed a slaughter. All manner of grisly deaths were met; drowning, hanging, poisoning, car crash, premature burial, flaying, burning, crushing, falling, quartering, shooting, voodoo cursing, suffocation, evisceration, acid burns, staking, shipwreck, battery, electrocution. One victim was even eaten. They were all cherry tomatoes but somehow Eva Meyer-Keller managed to elicit sympathy for them and her methodical massacre perhaps raised questions about capital punishment or our desire for the performance of gruesome deaths - either way we all have some tomato juice on our hands. [...]